At dinner with some Dutch mates, the conversation suddenly turned to quirky Dutch surnames: Gekkehuis (Madhouse), Naaktgeboren (Born naked), Borst (breast), Uittenbroek (out of his pants) and Spring in 't Veld (Jump in the Field).
So, what's the story with Dutch surnames? In 1811, the French, under Napoleon, occupied the Netherlands. They started a census for taxation purposes and forced everyone to have a family name, which was not a common practice for the Dutch, who thought this would be a temporary measure, and took on comical or offensive-sounding names as a practical joke on their French occupiers. This may not be true in all cases as there are names that were aggrandizing rather than demeaning: De Groot (The Great). Van Dijk is another all-time favourite but boringly enough it refers to the Dutch preoccupation with keeping sea water out of their clogs rather than to the mother's sexual preference. My personal favourite is Van den/der Berg (from/of the mountain) as I was born and raised in the Himalayas (Kashmir). So I will probably consider using it as my surname henceforth.
We can snigger at the Dutch names, but come on - not all Dutch names are so weird. Changing your name denotes insecurity, so, you choose: is it strength of character, or a ready wit that makes the Dutch quite proud of their surnames?
Rashid Kazmi from Pakistan, PhD researcher in Plant Physiology.